February 2012
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Feb 16th
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constant vigilance
my grandmother, uncle and i watched a movie tonight. here’s how it went: me - “hey, that’s the guy from friday night lights.” later… uncle - “and robert duvall, haven’t seen him in a while.”  later… me - “oh, the lady from the fighter. the one who said fuck at the oscars.” later… me - “ah, the girl from true...
Feb 10th
Feb 10th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 8th
23,709 notes
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“Now if I were a girl and had to choose between a young good-for-nothing with...”
– Alfred Kralik
Feb 1st
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January 2012
13 posts
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oh hey, how are you
there are a lot of people that i know, that maybe i should say hi to, that i’d rather just run from. yes, i locked eyes with you. yes, you are the reason that i’m doing circles in the towel aisle, seeming rather unsure why i migrated that way in the first place. do i even need to be in Target right now? no. i’m leaving. with nothing. because i’d rather drive out of my way to a different store...
Jan 31st
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“i wonder what it takes to make a dove really cry. like, bawl and shit.”
– it probably sounds like purple rain.
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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talking shit (natch)
have you ever yelled something rather derogatory about a particular individual as you entered your apartment, only to find them sitting in your living room? no, neither have i, but the fear of this very thing happening keeps me silent until i case the place, looking for the aforementioned grievance. after i’m convinced they’re out of earshot, i shout “you know who i hate? this fucking guy…”...
Jan 29th
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Listenthis, was the number one song the day i was...
Jan 28th
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“some of those remade holiday songs are criminal. rudolph will never be as sexy...”
– me- when i was less cheery.
Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
Jan 26th
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just a ton of shit.
“bed, bath and beyond” is a little misleading. there’s bed, there’s bath, there’s kitchen… and there’s random shit. unless ‘beyond’ is actually a synonym for ‘ramekins and snuggies’-i think a rebranding is in order.
Jan 26th
Jan 24th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 6th
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December 2011
17 posts
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Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
16,370 notes
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“Jelly beans! Millions and billions of purples and yellows and greens and...”
– another english 251 gem :: ‘“repent, harlequin!” said the ticktockman’ by harlan ellison and i don’t even like jelly beans.
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
83 notes
6 tags
Dec 22nd
2 tags
november 24th, 1:43AM
Drunk Girl: Are you kidding? She doesn't know you from Adam.
(Really) Drunk Boy: Who's this Adam? Is he a bad guy?
Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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“the function of music is to release us from the tyranny of conscious thought.”
– sir thomas beecham
Dec 19th
Dec 19th
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Listen“do you like billie holiday?” ...
Dec 19th
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disney: implausibilities ingrained
i’m watching beauty and the beast as i fold my laundry. i know. you’re right… i’m 24, and i have yet to obtain a laundress. so sad. oh well. anyway, these are my thoughts as i watch and fold. enjoy. or not. ooo. it’s starting. so the prince is home alone (lives alone, we suppose, as he has no parents when belle horns in on his bachelor pad sometime later) and shuns...
Dec 16th
“anyone remember chat rooms? a/s/l? no, yeah… neither do i…”
Dec 15th
Dec 14th
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i wish that i knew what i know now... when i was...
I was a fairly inquisitive child. I asked a lot of questions, and when I didn’t get the answer I deemed correct, I made some shit up. This is probably not the best way to go about things… but… need I say it? cough**Wikipedia**cough. So here’s a few of the things that I ‘knew’ when I was a kid:    When Rome fell, it really fell. Tumbling and shit. Like, just,...
Dec 12th
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“the wiper fluid in my car is not as anti-freeze as i assumed. it looks like...”
Dec 9th
September 2011
6 posts
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Sep 8th
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Sep 6th
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Listenthis is why he won.
Sep 5th
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“don’t you ever just get annoyed with someone and text them a picture of...”
– my cousin, a 25 year old boy.
Sep 5th
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Sep 2nd
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what the pho?
one : i'm going to pho with friends.
two : you're going to WHAT with WHO?
Sep 1st
August 2011
30 posts
oh grandpa.
Nobody plans to be half a world away at times like these, so I sat alone and waited out the night The best part of what has happened was the part I must have missed So I’m asking you to shine it on and stick around, I’m not writing my goodbyes I submit no excuse If this is what I have to do I owe you every day I wake.
Aug 25th
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LOuisVillE →
maybe the new i <3 ny shirts…
Aug 20th
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Aug 18th
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priorities
i just had this great internal debate. after washing my face, should I brush my teeth since it’s bedtime… or should I first finish my (not first or second) glass of wine, and risk passing out before properly caring for my dentals. i brushed my teeth. and then i finished my wine. it tasted gross at first but i pushed through the pain.
Aug 17th
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Aug 17th
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“right, you’ve got a crooked sort of cross, that means you’re going...”
– Ronald Bilius Weasley
Aug 16th
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Aug 16th
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"i've become that person you cross the street to...
i’ve begun to realize that i’m one of those strange, gross people. you know the ones who… …don’t get dressed to go to the store. …you can see singing loudly in their car. …takes 30 seconds into a conversation to register that someone’s talking to them. …whistles/hums while they’re perusing the aisles of Target. …seems rather...
Aug 15th