December 2011
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“Jelly beans! Millions and billions of purples and yellows and greens and...”
– another english 251 gem :: ‘“repent, harlequin!” said the ticktockman’ by harlan ellison
and i don’t even like jelly beans.
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november 24th, 1:43AM
Drunk Girl: Are you kidding? She doesn't know you from Adam.
(Really) Drunk Boy: Who's this Adam? Is he a bad guy?
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“the function of music is to release us from the tyranny of conscious thought.”
– sir thomas beecham
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“do you like billie holiday?”
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disney: implausibilities ingrained
i’m watching beauty and the beast as i fold my laundry. i know. you’re right… i’m 24, and i have yet to obtain a laundress. so sad. oh well.
anyway, these are my thoughts as i watch and fold. enjoy. or not.
ooo. it’s starting.
so the prince is home alone (lives alone, we suppose, as he has no parents when belle horns in on his bachelor pad sometime later) and shuns...
“anyone remember chat rooms? a/s/l? no, yeah… neither do i…”
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i wish that i knew what i know now... when i was...
I was a fairly inquisitive child. I asked a lot of questions, and when I didn’t get the answer I deemed correct, I made some shit up. This is probably not the best way to go about things… but… need I say it? cough**Wikipedia**cough.
So here’s a few of the things that I ‘knew’ when I was a kid:
When Rome fell, it really fell. Tumbling and shit. Like, just,...
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“the wiper fluid in my car is not as anti-freeze as i assumed. it looks like...”